About Me

Author: MsRason
About the Crazy

I like lists. So Imma give you one here.
  • I'm a 30ish mother to the most dramatastical child in existence.
  • I'm a photographer by day and a super sleuth computer nerd by night (read: photoshop hoor)
  • I'm addicted to all things Twilight and will one day be married to Rob, according to my kid. I'm cool with that. 
  • I'm a pretty sarcastic person. Deal with it. I do. 
  • Cream soda owns my soul. 
  • I'm obsessed with New Moon AU. 
  • The color red is really neat. 
  • Right now, the song On Top of Old Smokey is stuck in my head and I don't like it.
  • I'm terribly addicted to the internet. It's my bitch.
  • I'm a night person, so make sure you leave me alone in the mornings unless you want to lose an appendage.
  • I love to design stuff. Any stuff. But if it includes nekkidness, I like it even more.
  • I have to have fruit to munch on when I write. I still don't understand that one. 
  • I can speak a little French, but I'm sure people in Paris would laugh at me. 
  • I love piercings. I have a few. 
  • I have THE BEST beta's in the world! Hi, MaggieCullen and AGirlReckoning
  • A RL friend recently told me I was like Joey on Friends, but with a high IQ. She now has a black eye.
  • The most common thing heard in my house is, "pull yer pants up, child, yer crack is showing."
  • I'm not sure what else to put here, so I'll stop for now. 
~Rason